Al qaeda

Al qaeda has a mission statement. And benefits. In all honesty I've wondered about that stuff. You have a family to support and you want to join up with Al qaeda, how do you support them.
Well, conveniently, now we know. There are salaries and vacation time and health benefits. The irony here is laugh out loud funny. The "West" is so ingrained in the world that Osama doesn't even realize it! (thank you Austin Bay for the rundown.)